Wednesday-Night

In recognition of your invaluable contribution to discussions of the economy and public affairs, your application of a uniquely whimsical perception to the debate of a vast range of topics and your ability to infuse the most turgid topic with a sense of the ridiculous

By these presents we do appoint you Honoured Companion and Favorite Economist in the whole wide world of said Order and authorize you to hold and enjoy the dignity of such appointment together with membership in the said Order and all privileges thereunto pertaining

Given at 33 Rosemount in the former and future City of Westmount under the Seal of the Order of Wednesday Night this Wednesday sixth day of October, 2004