Gerald Ratzer OWN Citation

Whereas, with the approval of the assembly of Wednesday Night Wise Persons and Members of the Order, we are pleased to appoint you recipient of the Order of Wednesday Night
In recognition of your generous and consistent devotion to the tenets and traditions of Wednesday Night, recruitment of learned guests including members of your distinguished family, defense of technology in the face of the Luddites, services as associate scribe and mender of broken furniture
By these presents we do appoint you Honoured Companion and Cabinetmaker of said Order and authorize you to hold and enjoy the dignity of such appointment together with membership in the said Order and all privileges thereunto pertaining

Given at 33 Rosemount in the former and future City of Westmount under the Seal of the Order of Wednesday Night this Wednesday seventeenth day of December, 2003