Parker David Mitchell OWN Citation

In recognition of your unwavering dedication to research in support of all hypotheses advanced in the heat of discourse, no matter how frivolous, your reasoned voice raised on behalf of international causes and your loyal support during summer absences

By these presents we do appoint you Honoured Companion and Custodian of relevant and irreverent research of said Order and authorize you to hold and enjoy the dignity of such appointment together with membership in the said Order and all privileges thereunto pertaining

Given at 33 Rosemount in the former and future City of Westmount under the Seal of the Order of Wednesday Night this Wednesday seventeenth day of December, 2003